I just realised everyone I talked to these days has a cat! I was always afraid of the little creature, finding inside the fluffy animal a little tiger always willing to jump at my neck...
Well, it seems the world is full with real traumas, not imaginary ones, like mine...
If you reach The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation you know for sure here you will find comfort, documentation of petting-zoo atrocities, photographic evidence and stunning statistics such " Each year, over 6,000 people are traumatized by goats in the US alone". Are you one of them?!
Those who know what to search for( and I don't mean mugs, T-shirts or hats) but also help for goat victims could find this site extremely funny.
Anyway,if you read those testimonials, you might believe soon goats are by far the evilest of the creature on Earth, and you might even become part of the legion of goat trauma victims.
And when I think I only eat goat cheese and I even milked a goat, sometimes...So I was this close to become a victim:( !
last warnings:
the people from the CGTF have recently learned that goats have learned to climb trees and drop down onto unsuspecting people. Freaky!
Stay alert. Goats are deceitful and can hide just about anywhere.
2 comments:
Well dooooh! It's been proven that goats cand organize themselves into highly tactical commando groups. They always attack from behind, from what scientists can tell, so far.
They have weird eyes, anyway...
and those polls..devil like!
beware, everybody, as I told:)
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